Last Saturday after I got off work we decided to take the boys to the Renaissance Fair that had rolled into town the night before. It came complete with kettle corn, costumes, bad accents (hey, they tried), and a jousting tournament! We got there a half an hour before the jousting started. That gave us ample time to walk through the many Boothe's of valuable trinkets that were on display, and could be purchased if your heart so desired. For me, I was in no need of plastic swords or chain-mailed undergarments.
We made our way to the jousting field and up to the top of the bleachers....we did not want to miss out on anything, especially if someone was going to be pierced through the chest with a long wooden pole! After the Knights came on to the field, they were introduced by, none other then, King Arthur himself! First he introduced the Black Knight, Sir Lancelot. He was not in the Kings good graces that day, as he was caught winking at Lady Guenevere. Second, he introduced his right hand man and most "Loyal of Knights", Sir Duane! Yes....that was his name! Not quite the name I would have chosen if I were a knight....my name would have been something like Lady Pierce Lordess of butt kicking , or something that sounded much more lethal! You can't be an expert in a sport like jousting with a name like Duane!
Names aside, the jousting was on! Well it was a little disappointing to me, but apparently these men were World Champions......they rode their horses with ease and confidence and then would ram a large wooden pole somewhere near the vicinity of each others vital areas. Sir Lancelot's horse seemed to not want to do this, but I am sure it was all apart of the show. In the end it was declared that Sir Duane was the winner, and it was at this time that it was announced they would be selling the broken shards of wooden poles as souvenirs for a mere 5$! No thank you.....I don't need to spend 5$ on something that, Jack, will in turn use to hurt himself or others; not to mention the many ways he was probably plotting, at the time, on how to destroy something with it!!
All in all it was a great time had by everyone! Sometimes it is not what you are doing, but who you are with at the time, and I was with my boys (Billy included)! They had an awesome day and talked about it for a few hours after. I was just happy to sit back, listen to them recall the days events, and enjoy my kettle-corn.